Tabkamkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, caring mink.

Tabkamkim created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabkamkim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tabkamkim, it will turn you into a duck.

Tabkamkim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Tabkamkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tabkamkim on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Retreat if five rats approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.