Quafyimvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome dryad.

Quafyimvog created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafyimvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafyimvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quafyimvog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Quafyimvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.