Didmidtail is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Didmidtail created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didmidtail, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didmidtail, she will turn you into a snail.

Didmidtail's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Didmidtail's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed turnips to foxes while wearing brown hats.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Didmidtail on top of important buildings.