Affumwot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless hedgehog.

Affumwot created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Affumwot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Affumwot, he will make you grow a tail.

Affumwot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Affumwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Affumwot on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never sing in the presence of goats.

4. Hide from brown horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Affumwot's name in vain.