Yartonthas is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive
fly.
Yartonthas created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yartonthas, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yartonthas, she will think nothing of it.
Yartonthas' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Yartonthas' Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.