Likcipbepdobdubsafrull is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain snail.

Likcipbepdobdubsafrull created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likcipbepdobdubsafrull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Likcipbepdobdubsafrull, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Likcipbepdobdubsafrull's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Likcipbepdobdubsafrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.