Kenwigrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever donkey.

Kenwigrag created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenwigrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Kenwigrag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kenwigrag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kenwigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Do not covet oxen.