Vagjonwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing horse.

Vagjonwot created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagjonwot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagjonwot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vagjonwot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vagjonwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Vagjonwot.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never wear pink stockings.