Kincussflig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient faun.

Kincussflig created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kincussflig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kincussflig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Kincussflig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kincussflig's Holy Commandments

1. Kincussflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never run in the presence of sharks.

5. Kincussflig loves bats, so they must be honoured.