Wotparkhas is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, competent dove.

Wotparkhas created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotparkhas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotparkhas, he will ignore you.

Wotparkhas' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wotparkhas' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wotparkhas.

2. Never wear purple tights.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Wotparkhas' name in vain.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.