Gephatdit Hinflowfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident bat.

Gephatdit Hinflowfob created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephatdit Hinflowfob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gephatdit Hinflowfob, he will cry a lot.

Gephatdit Hinflowfob's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gephatdit Hinflowfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Never run near shrews.

5. Never talk about fire.