Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind squid.

Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis, she will boil you in a big pot.

Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis' Holy Commandments

1. Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nigwabyikbestlikbogflis.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.