Fobsinvol is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane skunk.

Fobsinvol created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobsinvol, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobsinvol, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fobsinvol's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fobsinvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fobsinvol on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.