Jabrendid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, amazing cow.

Jabrendid created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabrendid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jabrendid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jabrendid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jabrendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.