Nanmonzigcepsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited warg.

Nanmonzigcepsis created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanmonzigcepsis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nanmonzigcepsis, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nanmonzigcepsis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nanmonzigcepsis' Holy Commandments

1. Nanmonzigcepsis loves bats, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.