Renqueegfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented slug.

Renqueegfarn created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renqueegfarn, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renqueegfarn, he will turn you into a puffin.

Renqueegfarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Renqueegfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Renqueegfarn loves snakes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not covet oxen.