Zograndub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable swallow.

Zograndub created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zograndub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zograndub, she will jump up and down on your head.

Zograndub's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zograndub's Holy Commandments

1. Zograndub must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.