Yakbonhot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured penguin.

Yakbonhot created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakbonhot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yakbonhot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yakbonhot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yakbonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed beans to horses while wearing indigo ear rings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yakbonhot.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.