Konbinyat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering snail.

Konbinyat created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbinyat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konbinyat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Konbinyat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Konbinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Konbinyat on top of all buildings.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Hide from black nematodes for they are unholy.