Cimbegpop Larpcibcib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able aardvark.

Cimbegpop Larpcibcib created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimbegpop Larpcibcib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cimbegpop Larpcibcib, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cimbegpop Larpcibcib's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cimbegpop Larpcibcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Hide if six birds approach from the east.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never eat green fruit.