Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty squid.

Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam's Holy Commandments

1. Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Put Bossnibkadmil Zigdobduss Narhugyam first in all things.