Jadsawhas is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying lizard.

Jadsawhas created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadsawhas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jadsawhas, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jadsawhas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jadsawhas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jadsawhas.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never wear red trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about cell theory.