Mabyikpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, dishonest camel.

Mabyikpak created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyikpak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mabyikpak, she will not invite you to parties.

Mabyikpak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mabyikpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Mabyikpak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mabyikpak.

5. Always take life seriously.