Cabboging is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful monkey.

Cabboging created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabboging, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cabboging, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cabboging's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cabboging's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Cabboging on top of important buildings.