Higkabpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, loving ant.

Higkabpib created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higkabpib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Higkabpib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Higkabpib's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Higkabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not take Higkabpib's name in vain.