Fudfligbut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Fudfligbut created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudfligbut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fudfligbut, it will destroy your home planet.

Fudfligbut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fudfligbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red scarves.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from green porpoises for they are unholy.