Rutflabwatcet is a god.

He takes the form of a large, quiet rat.

Rutflabwatcet created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutflabwatcet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rutflabwatcet, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rutflabwatcet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rutflabwatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.