Vegfutdit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent parrot.

Vegfutdit created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfutdit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vegfutdit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vegfutdit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vegfutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed cherries to ants while wearing black tights.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.