Hogpibfig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless beaver.

Hogpibfig created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hogpibfig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hogpibfig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hogpibfig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hogpibfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always help birds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Do not shave your head.