Hadmadmit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing cow.

Hadmadmit created life four years ago.

If you believe in Hadmadmit, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadmadmit, he will turn you into a worm.

Hadmadmit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hadmadmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.