Cabdutcinflathan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive coyote.

Cabdutcinflathan created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdutcinflathan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabdutcinflathan, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cabdutcinflathan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cabdutcinflathan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Retreat if eight ducks approach from the west.

5. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.