Ladditbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered zebra.

Ladditbug created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ladditbug, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladditbug, it will turn you into a rock.

Ladditbug's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ladditbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never feed strawberries to aardvarks while wearing white kilts.

5. Never mention turtles.