Henratquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring hamster.

Henratquam created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Henratquam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Henratquam, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Henratquam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Henratquam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Do not drink alcohol.