Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy camel.

Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nullmapxinpakgabhothan Fetlinget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the north.

4. Never skip near mites.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.