Padgatvid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, confident wasp.

Padgatvid created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padgatvid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padgatvid, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Padgatvid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Padgatvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never go into orange rooms.