Budfadnill is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty jackal.

Budfadnill created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfadnill, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budfadnill, she will destroy your home solar system.

Budfadnill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Budfadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Budfadnill.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Put Budfadnill first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.