Voncidfet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able toad.

Voncidfet created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Voncidfet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Voncidfet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Voncidfet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Voncidfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Run away if six dolphins approach from the west.