Zigxuckgud Taggudfad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent troll.

Zigxuckgud Taggudfad created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigxuckgud Taggudfad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zigxuckgud Taggudfad, she will come to you in dreams.

Zigxuckgud Taggudfad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Zigxuckgud Taggudfad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zigxuckgud Taggudfad.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. You must pray to Zigxuckgud Taggudfad six times a day.