Quafcapsak is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, capable seal.

Quafcapsak created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafcapsak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quafcapsak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Quafcapsak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Quafcapsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.