Vogbosshog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, stupid weasel.

Vogbosshog created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbosshog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vogbosshog, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Vogbosshog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vogbosshog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear violet ear rings.