Bogtapgat Bitguprig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bogtapgat Bitguprig created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtapgat Bitguprig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtapgat Bitguprig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bogtapgat Bitguprig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bogtapgat Bitguprig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear cyan.