Hinhennel is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical owl.

Hinhennel created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinhennel, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hinhennel, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hinhennel's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hinhennel's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hinhennel.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if eight dogs approach from the north.

4. Never paint your legs yellow.

5. Do not stand on grass.