Padkikgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient owl.

Padkikgep created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Padkikgep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Padkikgep, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Padkikgep's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Padkikgep's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Padkikgep.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.