Rut Pinlistbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, contented dragonfly.

Rut Pinlistbog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rut Pinlistbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rut Pinlistbog, he will not care at all.

Rut Pinlistbog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rut Pinlistbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.