Kimliplog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless dingo.

Kimliplog created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kimliplog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimliplog, he will come to you in dreams.

Kimliplog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kimliplog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about fire.