Fenlenponbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair rat.

Fenlenponbaf created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Fenlenponbaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fenlenponbaf, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fenlenponbaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fenlenponbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about gulls.