Fonmotquat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing cobra.

Fonmotquat created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Fonmotquat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fonmotquat, he will be very unhappy.

Fonmotquat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fonmotquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never run near grasshopers.