Waprigfon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless unicorn.

Waprigfon created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Waprigfon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Waprigfon, she will turn you into a mole.

Waprigfon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Waprigfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Waprigfon.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never play with disobedient children.