Yak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent centaur.

Yak created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yak, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Yak must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not make images of living things.