Stanniblib is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart fish.

Stanniblib created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanniblib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanniblib, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stanniblib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stanniblib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if eight cats approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.